Vote for Bailey!

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Lyrics

In case you're interested in the lyrics sung in the video, here they are.

I am off to work this morn’
And I feel somewhat forlorn
‘Cause my datacenter’s sick

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My servers spew out heat
Lots of power they do eat

A solution I need quick

 

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So I call up my consultant

Pleading for a good resultant

Hoping they are truly wise

 

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LSI is now my mentor

Analyzed my datacenter

And it’s time to virtualize

 

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Oh, I can go and buy

What we need to succeed

Add acceleration to my write and read

It’s so simple, simple indeed

 

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I install now with a fervor

Hyper-V goes on my server

And now I’m virtualized

 

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But I cannot see my storage

In the mire of some porridge

‘Cause the storage is disguised

 

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To break through this ole brick wall

Citrix StorageLink™ I install

Easier it could not be

 

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StorageLink screen take a gander

As they lead me with such candor

My storage now I see

 

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Run the halls I’m so excited

Took my hand and I was guided

To my being virtualized

 

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And now we go provision

To some LUNs we do division

Hey! Just like we were advised

 

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Now you, make something new

A virtual machine

It’s so easy and efficient and so green

It’s StorageLink, that’s what I mean

 

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Time to add an application

The staff’s no longer ragin’

There’s nothing compromised

 

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StorageLink got me going

LSI they seem all knowing

‘Cause now we’re virtualized

 

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